I’ve been thinking pretty seriously about my future and ways to utilize my talents and skills. Here is my business idea. Note: I’m not drunk. Continue reading
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back on that pony
I don’t know if you knew this, but this blog costs me skrilla. That’s urban talk for “money”. I was prompted to renew my domain and wasn’t sure what I should do after a year of neglecting it. Little to no logical consideration or Venn diagrams later, I decided to let them charge my debit … Continue reading
To love at all …
To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all … Continue reading
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little reminders. Continue reading
for all the single ladies: a survival guide to that day in February that celebrates love and makes you hate everything.
Oh yes, I did. A post about what the title says this post is about. I’m going to bring up Valentine’s Day. Not in a “self-loathing, tweet bitterly about the day as a plot to bring about awareness on how single you are” way. No. I’m going to help any single people that might still … Continue reading
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I’m most happy when I’m dreaming of success. And all my good friends call me ‘wilderness’. – Middle Brother Continue reading
this is a new year post. hakuna matata and I’m sorry.
Hi. Hi. Hi. I’m a special occasion blogger, it would appear. That’s lame. I’m a work in progress. So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year since last I said “sup”. If you happen to be reading this, it’s likely you are my mom, grandma, or have had my tweets shoved down your throat. So you … Continue reading
Raditude: Things I’m Grateful For. That Are Rad. See What I Did There?
In honor of the season of “thanks”, I will be typical. This is a Thanksgiving edition blog post. I am, of course, grateful for the things one should be grateful for: family, friends, health, wealth, the ability to pay some of my bills, happiness. (Also, red wine & whiskey.) However, there are many much smaller … Continue reading
the windy city airport mishap. disclaimer: it’s a long story.
You guys, I’m so bad at this. I’m sorry. There was never a Part II post to my last one. And now the moment has gone by. So just know that Victor, CO was a creepy and mostly abandoned mining town. I was afraid of being chased by incest mutants and came face to face … Continue reading
Part 1: Nature is great. And stupid. But mostly stupid.
I’m at a coffee shop completely eavesdropping on a conversation between two gray-haired ladies. They’re talking about their next vacation. I’m convinced they’d be a good time, because their first suggestion was Cuba. I don’t know much about Cuba, but I imagine people go there to party and sweat and get danced up on. So … Continue reading
