I kinda hated 2013. There, I said it. I’ve almost Tweeted it and captioned Instagrams with it several times, but what kind of ungrateful dick dislikes a whole year? The big problem here is obviously my attitude, accompanied by outrageous expectations I created that weren’t met because they didn’t stand a chance. 2013 is only … Continue reading
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Break Up Bangs and Other Tips
*Disclaimer: this is a more personal post. It probably sounds a lot like an 8th grader wrote it. There are also curse words. I’m sorry. Sometimes I feel pissed off that I’m not Adele or Taylor Swift. I can’t break up with a dude (or 12) and put all the angst and disappointment I feel … Continue reading
to: 16 year old niece. love: your spinster aunt.
My best friend in the world turned 6 over the weekend. When you watch a small human grow up before your eyes, it makes you think a lot. It also makes you panic about time and life and how fast it passes you by. As I reflected on this, I came up with a short … Continue reading
attention brides: public service announcement
I’ve been thinking pretty seriously about my future and ways to utilize my talents and skills. Here is my business idea. Note: I’m not drunk. Continue reading
back on that pony
I don’t know if you knew this, but this blog costs me skrilla. That’s urban talk for “money”. I was prompted to renew my domain and wasn’t sure what I should do after a year of neglecting it. Little to no logical consideration or Venn diagrams later, I decided to let them charge my debit … Continue reading
To love at all …
To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all … Continue reading
truth.
little reminders. Continue reading
