This is a very predictable first post. I’m saying “hello”. I’m letting you know this exists and it will continue to do so until I get bored or boring. I’ve also had 2 glasses of wine and cannot be held responsible for what is said now or ever after. A few disclaimers I thought I should be up front about: first, I’m going to cuss a little. It’s a problem, and I’m working on it. I’ll probably also post pictures about my outfits and what I eat. I’m so sorry about that, y’all. Please don’t stop loving me. When I was thinking of the vision of le blog, I couldn’t decide. I just knew that I wanted to keep a healthy distance from the too-serious most of the time. And so here is the project nutshell: new shit. I’m going to do new shit on a regular basis and write about how it goes. Most likely I will fail miserably at what I try and end up with a story to tell. But sometimes I might actually go somewhere you want to go or make something you want to eat. In those cases I’ll be really demanding and insist that you do. However, I won’t make any promises. So don’t count on me or anything. But come back. We’re in a relationship now. A committed one.