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The 90s That Shaped Me

Part I Sometime in 1994: I’m in my school library on whatever day of the week is deemed “library day”. It was my favorite thing about school apart from spaghetti and canned peanut butter day in the cafeteria. (I can’t explain it. There was something about that combination that was delicious to my mouth.) Sure, … Continue reading

part ii

Part i is here. I grew up in a modest family. By “modest” I mean I spent most of my childhood out of the city limits eating a shitload of mashed potatoes. When school ended, I rode the bus home for 2 hours or so, fought with my brothers/played outside until dark, and then tried … Continue reading

Break Up Bangs and Other Tips

*Disclaimer:  this is a more personal post.  It probably sounds a lot like an 8th grader wrote it.  There are also curse words.  I’m sorry. Sometimes I feel pissed off that I’m not Adele or Taylor Swift.  I can’t break up with a dude (or 12) and put all the angst and disappointment I feel … Continue reading